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Some of the best comebacks to some of the rudest questions ever asked. Vote for the best answer.

Do you have a girlfriend?
Are you seeing any other women?
Have you cheated on a girlfriend?
If your ex wanted you back, would you go?
How much money do you make?
Do you date guys who don’t have money?
When are you going to find a boyfriend?
Why aren’t you married yet?
When are you going to settle down?
You’re single, you must be picky?
Are you afraid of commitment?
Why did you and your ex break up?
Am I going to see you again?
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How many people have you slept with?
What kind of sex do you like?
Are you gay?
Are you a lesbian?
Are you a virgin?

Relationships

When are you two getting married?
Why did you get divorced?
I can’t live without him!
We should get back together
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Physical appearance

Are your boobs real or fake?
Would you consider having a boob-job?
Do I look fat?
When is your baby due? (woman is not pregnant)
Why don’t you smile more?
How old are you?

You’re so…

You’re so stupid
You’re so fat
You’re so skinny
You’re really quiet aren’t you?
Your so lazy
You’re so obsessed with work
You’re so messy
You’re such a drama queen
You’re so crazy
You’re so jealous
You’re such a bitch
You’re so ugly
You’re so weird

Funny answers to every day questions

What are you thinking about?
What’s your name?
Where do you work?
What’s up?
How are you?

Teenagers

That girl was talking about you…
You will never get a boyfriend!
Why didn’t you do your homework?

Are you pregnant yet?
When are you going to have children?

Pregnancy

Do you know who is the baby’s father?
Do you know what causes that?
OMG, your’e so huge!
Was the baby planned?
Help, people keep touching my pregnant belly
How are you going to handle another child?

Parenting

Do your kids have the same father?
Are those children all yours?
Are you done having children? (large families)
You have too many children
Aren’t you having a second child?
You must have your hands full
Are you her Grandma?(to an older mother)

Adoption

Are they really brothers?
How much did your kid cost?
Does it bother you that the adopted child won’t be of your own?
Why didn’t you adopt white babies?
Are Asian babies cheaper to adopt?
Do you feed her a lot of rice?
Does she know she’s adopted?
Where is her real mom?

Twins

Are they twins?
Did you have IVF treatments?
Are your twins natural?
Do twins run in your family?
How do you tell your twins apart?

I can’t believe you said that

Why don’t you have any children?
Do you like my family?
When are you going to grow up?
When are you going to quit smoking?

Job Interview Questions

What is your greatest strength?
What is your greatest weakness?
Why do you want to work here?
Why did you leave your last job?
Are you willing to work overtime?
Do you have any questions for me?

I am fed up

I made a mistake
I just can’t do it!
I give up!
I’m tired of my boring life
I’m so worried

For parents

Why don’t you like my friend?