Funny replies when someone touches your pregnant belly

When you finally start to show in your pregnancy it can be a little unnerving when strangers come up to you and start touching your pregnant belly. It is as if your baby bump has become public property, and people think a genie is going to pop out of your tummy if they rub it.

Who knows why people think that it is OK to touch someone they don’t know? If you walked up to someone and started touching their breasts you would be arrested!

Some folks might generally feel they are showing you support, acknowledging your pregnancy or maybe they want to see if the baby is kicking. What they don’t realize is that touching your pregnant belly is an invasion of your privacy.

Next time someone reaches over to touch your baby bump, use one of our clever comebacks and let them know that it is not OK.

Best comebacks to tell people to stop touching your pregnant belly

1. If you didn’t put it there, don’t touch it.

2. Be careful, you are going to wake up the baby!

3. My hormones are out of control, now remove your hands and no one will get hurt!

4. Stop that, I’m not budha!

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Got any comments, questions or tips for dealing with a person who touches your pregnant belly? Share them in the comments below.

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