What to say when someone calls you an asshole

You are such an asshole!

What can you say when someone angrily says to you, “You’re such an asshole!” Here are a few snappy comebacks that you might find useful. Vote for what you think is the best answer.

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  1. Arun s says

    When someone calls me that I tell them ‘without me you’d be out of a home, you hemorrhoid.’ OR ‘ how about I crap on your head, because that’s my sssole purpose, my job!’

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