We all suffer from being a little gassy from time to time, but it can embarrassing when you are singled out and asked, “Did you fart?” It is even more mortifying if you are asked if you farted in front of a group of people.
You could try to run off to another area of the room and blame it on someone else, but it really is not necessary. After all, farting is natural and everyone does it, so nobody should be getting on their high horse and giving you a hard time.
Next time you are accused of letting some gas rip, use one of our clever comebacks and shut the person up.
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