Sometimes you just have to let someone know that their behavior is not OK, and you can beat them without joining them. It’s easy to resort to insults, but if you want to be the bigger person try these comebacks and don’t get caught up in any drama.
Top Ten Witty comebacks that Aren’t Mean
- It’s funny how the people who know me the least have the most to say.
- And you pointing out the obvious is what, helpful?
- I’ve been called worse by better.
- I don’t hate you, I’m just simply not excited about your existence.
- If you’re waiting for me to care, you better pack a lunch. It’s gonna be a while.
- Where’s your off button?
- Judging another person does not define who they are…it defines who you are.
- Some people should use a glue stick instead of chapstick.
- Remember when I asked for your opinion. Me neither!
- I didn’t realize you were an expert on my life and how I should live it. Continue while I take notes.
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