Top Ten Comebacks for Cheaters
- A relationship is built for two. Obviously, you don’t know how to count.
- Cheating is not an accident. Falling off a bike is an accident. You don’t trip and fall into a vagina.
- If another woman steals your man, there is no better revenge than letting her keep that bastard.
- Once a cheater, always a repeater.
- I used to be fucking stupid. But then I dumped him.
- I have met some pricks in my time but you sir, are a fucking cactus!
- Cheating on a good person is like throwing away a diamond and picking up a rock.
- Eenie meanie miny moe, caught you cheating with a hoe. You lied right to my face, think again you’ve been replaced.
- People don’t cheat by chance they cheat by choice.
- I need to be with a guy who ruins my lipstick, not my mascara.
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