Dealing with family can drive you crazy and stress you out, especially during the holiday season. Family know how to push your buttons and wind you up, causing you to react in a negative way. Here are a few things you can say that won’t ruffle too many feathers.
- Every family has one weird relative. If you don’t know who it is, then it’s probably you
- Any family tree produces some lemons, some nuts and a few bad apples.
- Families are like fudge – mostly sweet with a few nuts.
- They say happiness is having a big, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
- Love the people god gave you because one day he’ll want them back.
- Is your drama going to have an intermission soon? I need to pee.
- Just because your offended doesn’t mean your right.
- Relax were all crazy. It isn’t a competition.
Getting in an argument with you is like getting arrested. Everything I say, can and will be used against me.
- Home is where you can say anything you want because nobody listens to you anyway.
- Our family is just one tent away from a full blown circus!
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