- You’re like a bag of Pampers. Self absorbed and full of shit.
- I would tell you to go fuck yourself but I’m pretty sure you’d be disappointed.
- Since you know it all, you should know when to shut the fuck up.
- Yep, no doubt about it, your father should have pulled out earlier.
- I swear some men were conceived by anal sex. There is no way being that much of an asshole is natural.
- I’m not a proctologist but I sure know an asshole when I see one.
- I hear there’s a new app called a sense of humour. Download it bitch!
- You’re like a plunger, you like bringing up old shit.
- I don’t sugarcoat shit, I’m not Willy Wonka.
- Acting like a dick wont make yours any bigger.
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