Top Ten Sarcastic Relationship Comebacks for your Ex
What are you going to say next time you run into your ex or he calls you and takes you by surprise? Here are a few snappy comebacks, they may not help you get back together but who knows, treat them mean and keep them keen!
- I don’t make mistakes I date them.
- Ex means: thanks for the EXperience, our time has EXpired, now EXit my life.
- Yes, I’m smiling but you’re not the reason anymore.
- Relationships are a lot like algebra. Sometimes you look at your ex and wondered why?
- I’m not really a bitch. I just play one in your life.
- I would tell you to go fuck yourself but I’m pretty sure you’d be disappointed.
- My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
- Taking your ex back is like going to a garage sale and buying back your own crap!
- I used to be fucking stupid. But then I dumped him.
- What I like best about our relationship is your no longer in it.
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