Top Ten Snappy Comebacks for Grumpy Husbands
Everybody gets grumpy from time to time, we all have off days. If your husband has been in a continuous bad, sulky mood here are a few sarcastic zingers you can say if you get tired of his grumpy attitude. These are best said in a joking way, with a smile. If you’re lucky maybe he’ll even get his own dinner tonight!
- Never laugh at your wife’s choices…you’re one of them.
- I am not a nag. I am a motivational speaker.
- Let me know when you are off your man period.
- I’m sorry we fought. I hate it when you’re wrong.
- You treat me like your bitch and then you wonder when I act like one.
- Your dinner is in the recipe book page 22. And the ingredients are at the store.
- No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
- Never piss off someone who bleeds for a week a month and doesn’t die.
- Both of us can’t look good at the same time. It’s either me or the house.
- Stop nagging me about how much I’m nagging you.
Say it with a cooking apron
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