Top Ten Sarcastic Comebacks for bitchy Wives
- Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything.
- Did someone binge on bitch flakes this morning?
- No, you’re right, let’s do it the dumbest way possible because it’s easier for you.
- And you pointing out the obvious is what, helpful?
- Congratulations on your ability to create drama out of absolutely nothing.
- I can only please one person per day and today I chose me!
- Your crazy it showing, you might want to tuck it back in.
- It must be exhausting being offended by everything.
- Where’s your off button?
- Please be patient. I’m fucking things up as fast as I can.
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