Top Ten Witty Comebacks for the Not so Bright
It’s not nice to be snarky to dim witted oblivious people, the only time it’s OK is if they have said something nasty to you first. Here are ten comebacks for the village idiot.
- I can’t believe that out of 10,000 sperm, you were the quickest.
- Somewhere … there is a village being deprived of an idiot!
- He paid $500 to have his family tree searched, and found out he was the sap.
- A sharp tongue does not mean you have a keen mind.
- Thank you. We’re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
- You possess a mind not merely twisted, but actually sprained.
- If you’re gonna be a smart ass, first you have to be smart. Otherwise you’re just an ass.
- I think you’re acting like yesterday’s coffee, a little weak in the bean!
- Hey, your village called they want you back by 6 pm.
- Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but you abuse the privilege.
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