Top Ten Comebacks for Verbal Bullies
We all know someone who appears to be your friend, who smiles at you and then delivers a zinger of an insult, leaving you speechless. What’s even worse, is they do it every time you see them, leaving you feeling ambushed once again by a nasty remark. These top ten comebacks for verbal bullies will let the person know that underneath their shiny facade, you know that their comments are truly rotten. So checking them out now arms you to talk back immediately next time. Remember it’s not what you say but how you say it, best to deliver these snappy remarks with a smile on your face.
- You’re equal opportunity. You’re nasty to everyone!
- If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I’d fart.
- You should do some soul-searching. Maybe you’ll find one.
- Do you always mask insults with humor?
- You would think with all of your multiple personalities, at least one would be likeable!
- You may die of constipation because you’re so full of shit!
- Who ate your bowl of sunshine this morning, thundercloud?
- I’m not saying your stupid, I’m just saying you have bad luck when it comes to thinking.
- I’m not a proctologist, but I know an asshole when I see one.
- Before you judge me make sure you google yourself.
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