There is no doubt about it, nobody wants to listen to their nagging wife or girlfriend. Next time your partner is giving you a lecture or a hard time try some of these snappy comebacks. Say them in a joking way so you don’t get yourself into too much trouble!
Top ten comebacks for your nagging wife or girlfriend
- You’re like a plunger; you keep bringing up old shit.
- Please be patient. I’m fucking things up as fast as I can.
- Just because you’re offended doesn’t mean you’re right.
- You go girl! And don’t comeback!
- I’m sorry was it my job to fill your life with joy today?
- No really, it’s adorable when you blame everyone but yourself.
- Just because you’re a drama queen doesn’t mean I am going to treat you like royalty.
- I’m going to need you to turn down your psycho a little bit.
- Getting in an argument with you is like getting arrested. Everything I say, can and will be used against me.
- No, you’re right, let’s do it the dumbest way possible because it’s easier for you.