We’ve all met them, the annoying hyper-competitive parent who just can’t stop bragging about their kid’s accomplishments. They’re the parent who is constantly trying to one up you, when you mention your child’s reading has improved they let you know their kid started reading in the womb.
Here are a few fun comebacks that you can use on the one-upper. A few of these comebacks are probably a little too rude to say, but it is fun to imagine the shock on their face if you used them.
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