When you meet a rude stranger it can be hard to find the right comeback. You want to tell them where to go, but you don’t want to instigate a huge argument that won’t end well. You never know how someone is going to react. Here are a few comebacks to let the person know that they are a jerk, without turning them in to a crazed revengeful lunatic.
- Did you mean to be so rude?
- You would be much more likeable if it wasn’t for that hole in your mouth that noise comes out of.
- I wish I could put some people on mute.
- Is your drama going to have an intermission soon?
- If I wanted to listen to an asshole I’d fart.
- You would argue with a fence post.
- Have a nice day, somewhere else.
- Really, you know what that sounds like? Not my problem!
- Try being informed instead of being opinionated.
- You’re rude, crude and full of attitude.
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