We have all met a jerk who makes every situation difficult and never sees that they are the problem. You don’t have to try to win over the haters; after all, you are not the jerk whisperer. If you get tired of putting up with the jerk and their nasty behavior, here are a few snappy comebacks to let them know they need to back off.
- Jesus loves you but everyone thinks you’re a jerk.
- Oh, I heard you. I just don’t care.
- Remember that time you shut the f*uck up? Me neither
- The jerk store called, they’re running out of you.
- I would love to insult you but I’m afraid I wouldn’t do as well as nature did.
- You’re the reason nobody likes you.
- You’re like a hemorrhoid, a pain the ass who won’t go away.
- Your dick belongs in your pants, not your personality.
- I love the sound you make when you shut up.
- How can I miss you if you won’t go away?
Say it with a T-shirt
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