Do you have difficulty saying no to people? Saying no can be challenging, especially when you don’t want to disappoint someone close to you. There are also pests who refuse to take no for an answer, and come back at you trying for a yes.
Here are some funny ways to say “no” that should get your point across.
Awesome ways to say no
- No means no now let it go.
- I never do X on days that end in “Y.”
- I would rather stick needles in my eyes. Or your eyes.
- What part of the word no do you not understand?
- A yes would be the slow withering death of my soul.
- I’m trying to see how long I can go without saying yes.
- No, I’m staying home to work on my cottage cheese sculpture.
- I no longer do things that make me want to kill myself.
- I’d rather remove my own gallbladder with an oyster fork.
- Hell, no!
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