- Too bad you can’t Photoshop your ugly personality.
- Thank you for your brilliant portrayal of a self centered asshole in the movie of my life.
- It’s impressive that you’re flexible enough to have your foot in your mouth and head up your ass at the same time.
- You should really come with a warning label.
- Breaking news just in: You’re an asshole!
- I finally got the last knife of the set you’ve been stabbing in my back all these years. Heads up: I re gift.
- I’m sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you a sociopath. I thought you already knew.
- Acting like a dick won’t make yours any bigger.
- Thanks for teaching me how sick and cruel a person can be.
- Since narcissistic is too big a word for you. How about asshole? Do you understand asshole?
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