Do you know someone who is always putting other people down? Next time they insult you, be ready for them by remembering one of these snappy comebacks.
- Those penis enlargement pills are working. You are twice the dick you were yesterday.
- I’d like to see your point of view but I can’t get my head that far up my ass.
- Oh, you think you know everything? Well here is something you don’t know, you’re annoying.
- If you have a problem with me, then cry me a river and drown yourself in it.
- You would be much more likeable if it wasn’t for that hole in your mouth that noise comes out of.
- I was going to give you a nasty look but I see that you already have one.
- I’d slap you but that would be animal abuse.
- In order for you to insult me I would have to value your opinion. Nice try though.
- If you think you’re so hot, why don’t you go fuck yourself.
- I farted… that’s as close as you’re going to get to me giving a shit.
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