If someone slays you with a comeback, here are a few snappy things you can say as a response.
- I can eat alphabet soup and shit out a better reply than that.
- I’ve heard smarter things from a schizophrenic with Tourette’s.
- Your death with probably be caused by being sarcastic at the wrong time.
- Quit trying to be a smart ass when you are just an ass.
- How long did it take you to come up with that one?
- No. No. I am listening; it just takes me a moment to process so much stupid information all at once.
- I bet you were up all night trying to come up that one.
- You’re like a hemorrhoid, a pain the ass who won’t go away.
- Your village called. They said they lost their idiot.
- You’re comeback was so stupid it didn’t even comeback.
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