Do you know anybody who is always complaining about their appearance but they’re not willing to put in the work to look any better? Next time they have a whinge about their looks, here are a few fun things you can say with a smile.
- You look really good for someone who eats horribly, doesn’t exercise and drinks too much.
- If I said You Had a Beautiful Body Would You Hold It Against me .
- You’re not going to get the butt you want by sitting on it.
- Mother Theresa didn’t walk around complaining about her thighs. She had shit to do.
- You’re eating habits would be much more justifiable if you were pregnant.
- According to your serving size you’re a family of four.
- One way to get a hot body is to get cremated.
- Running late to happy hour does not count as a work out.
- Instead of doing marathons on Netflix, go to the gym!
- You’re in a shape, round is a shape.
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