Comebacks when people make fun of your appearance

Nobody wants to be insulted about their looks, even worse, insulted in public. Below are some of the most common put downs people will say about your physical appearance. We have great snappy comebacks about the human package, body, booty, style, and snappy responses when someone slams your appearance.

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Comebacks when people insult the way you look

Comebacks when people call you UGLY
What  to say when people MAKE FUN OF YOUR LOOKS
Clever comebacks when people say you’re SHORT
What to say when people say your TALL
When people make fun of your ACNE
What to say when people comment on your BIG NOSE
What to say when people say you have a BIG BUTT
What to say when people say you have a BIG FOREHEAD
Clever replies when someone makes fun of your FLAT BUM
Comebacks when people make fun of your BIG EARS
Comebacks when people make fun of your EYEBROWS
How to respond to mean comments about your TEETH
Clever comebacks when people make fun of your BRACES
Funny answers to why don’t you SMILE
How to respond when you are called PALE
Funny replies when you are told you look TIRED
What to say when people make fun of your GLASSES
Comebacks when people roast your HAIRLINE 
What to say when people say you’re going BALD
Comebacks when you are called a GINGER
How to respond when you are told you are getting GREY HAIR
What to say when an idiot says that you STINK or SMELL
When someone asks if YOU’RE A BOY OR GIRL
Funny replies when people ask about the CUTS ON YOUR ARMS
What to say when someone asks if you are CRYING

Clever replies when people make fun of your weight

Comebacks when people call you FAT
What to say when you are told to LOSE WEIGHT
How to respond when people ask ARE YOU PREGNANT and you’re not
 Clever replies when people call you  SKINNY
 Funny answers to DO YOU WORK OUT?
 ASK BRYN – People keep calling me fat and ugly

Great comebacks when people comment on your chest

What to say when someone asks if your BOOBS are REAL or FAKE
Comebacks when you are called FLAT CHESTED
Would you consider having a BOOB JOB?
What to say when someone STARES AT YOUR CHEST

How to respond when people ask your age

Funny replies when someone asks your AGE?
What to say when someone says YOU’RE SO YOUNG

Other things people might say about they way they look

How to answer DO I LOOK HOT?
How to answer DO I LOOK FAT?
How to answer DOES THIS LOOK TOO TIGHT?
What to say when someone COMPLAINS ABOUT THEIR APPEARANCE

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When you are dealing with a person who makes fun of the way you look and you find it stressful, consider getting support from a professional. Talking to a counselor is a great way to work through a challenging situation, and help you find some strategies to work through the person’s behaviour.

Better Help is a great resource where you can talk to a counselor from the comfort of your own home. 

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