Do you have someone in your life who continually seems to piss off everyone around them? Maybe somebody who doesn’t care about other people’s feelings, or always acts like a biotch and loves to stir up drama. If you have had enough of their annoying behaviour, and you are tired of the disrespect, try one of our great comebacks below.
Top ten comebacks for someone who pisses you off
- Thank you for making me so angry that every time I open my mouth it appears I have Tourette’s syndrome.
- The people who tolerate you on a daily basis are the real heroes.
- You are multi-talented. You can talk, annoying and irritate me all that the same time!
- I didn’t mean to push your buttons. I was just looking for mute.
- Revenge is not in my plans… You’ll fuck yourself on your own.
- If you are going to be a turd go lay in the yard.
- Sometimes I look at you and wonder… Why you no one has hit you with a brick.
- I am 97 percent sure you don’t like me. But I am a 100 percent sure I don’t care.
- Did your brian take a laxative because there is a lot of shit coming out of your mouth?
- Just knowing that I have successfully pissed you off again, makes my day.
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