Comebacks for Bullies READ and VOTE on the best bully comebacks Below are some of the most common things bullies say. Help us by voting for what you think its the best comeback to the rude comments below. Physical appearance You are so ugly Are your boobs real or fake? You sure are flat chested You have a big butt Would you consider having a boob-job? You need to lose weight You are so fat When is your baby due? (woman is not pregnant) You’re so skinny Why don’t you smile more? You’re so pale How old are you? You’re so tall You’re so short You’re so… You’re such an asshole! You’re so blunt You’re so bossy You’re so crazy You’re so clumsy You’re such an idiot You’re such a liar You’re a loser You’re so moody You’re such a moron You’re so nasty! You’re so negative You’re such a nerd You’re so rude You are so sarcastic You’re so selfish You’re so shy You’re such a smart ass You’re so stubborn You’re so stupid You’re so vulgar Bully Comebacks I hate you I don’t like you You have no friends Will you shut up! Fuck you! What are you looking at? I’m mad at you It’s your fault What’s wrong with you? Are you crazy? Are you a virgin? Mean Girls You’re such a bitch You’re so stuck up You’re so fake You’re such a slut You have no friends You’re so two-faced You’re such a drama queen You’re so jealous You’re such a flirt I heard she’s a bitch That girl was talking about you… Why haven’t you called? You will never get a boyfriend! Are you a lesbian? Mean Guys You’re not cool! Are you gay? You’re a loser You’re such a nerd You have a big mouth You’re so weird Mean Teens Are you stalking me? Why didn’t you tell me? You’ve changed Are you on drugs?Are you ignoring me?