Comebacks people can use when people say mean things

It can be hard enough being a teenager without friends, parents and teachers asking you stupid questions. Below are some funny comebacks to the annoying things that parents ask, we also have clever comebacks for friends, and some snappy comebacks to mean teens. Do you ever wonder what to say when someone is nosy, pressuring, or just plain spiteful? Flip it back on them with these snap-backs!

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Comebacks for your parents

Top ten comebacks for your PARENTS
Comebacks when your parents BLAME YOU FOR EVERYTHING
How to answer DON’T TALK BACK TO ME
Clever replies to you have an ATTITUDE PROBLEM
What to say when someone says YOU SHOULDN’T SWEAR
When you are told to CLEAN YOUR ROOM
Your funny replies to YOUR ROOM IS A MESS
Funny replies to YOU NEED TO SHOP SHOPPING!
Funny replies to YOU LISTEN TO ME
Clever comebacks when somewhere says YOU’RE LATE
How to respond to CALM DOWN
What to say when you are called MOODY
Comebacks to WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU?
Replies when someone asks ARE YOU ON BIRTH CONTROL?
How to respond to ARE YOU ON DRUGS?

Comebacks for difficult friendships

Comebacks for FRENEMIES
Comebacks for a FAKE FRIEND
How to respond to YOU’VE CHANGED
What to say when someone asks WHY HAVEN’T YOU CALLED?
How to respond when A FRIEND BADMOUTHS ANOTHER FRIEND
What to say when someone asks WHY YOU ENDED A FRIENDSHIP
Replies when someone says I HEARD SHE’S A BITCH
Comebacks when you are told YOU’RE WRONG!
What to say when someone says DON’T TELL ANYONE
Replies to WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME?
Comebacks when someone says GO AHEAD, MAKE ME
What to say when someone says I’M MAD AT YOU

Relationships

What to say to ARE YOU STALKING ME?
Funny replies to DO YOU LOVE ME?
Great replies to I LOVE YOU
How to answer DO YOU MISS ME?
What to say when someone says I CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT HIM!
How to answer WE SHOULD GET BACK TOGETHER

School

What to say when someone asks CAN I BORROW YOUR HOMEWORK?
Why Funny replies to WHY DIDN’T YOU DO YOUR HOMEWORK?
What to say if you’re asked HOW DID YOU DO ON THE EXAM?
Clever replies to WHAT CLASSES ARE YOU TAKING?

Funny answers to every day questions

When people ask WHY DON’T YOU SMILE MORE?
When people ask WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO GROW UP?
How to answer WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT?
Clever replies to WHAT’S UP?
Funny replies to HOW ARE YOU?
Did you FART?

Questions you may be asked at school

What to say when someone asks CAN I BORROW YOUR HOMEWORK?
Why Funny replies to WHY DIDN’T YOU DO YOUR HOMEWORK?
Clever replies to WHAT CLASSES ARE YOU TAKING?

Things people may say to teens about sex

 Comebacks if you are called a SLUT
 You’re such a TEASE
Are you a VIRGIN?
How to answer YOU STILL HAVEN’T HAD SEX, WHY?
Funny replies to HAVE SEX WITH ME
Clever replies to IF YOU LOVED ME YOU WOULD HAVE SEX WITH ME!
How to reply to BUT EVERYONE IS HAVING SEX
What to say to MY FRIENDS THINK WE SHOULD HAVE HAD SEX BY NOW
Funny answers to I’LL DIE IF I DON’T HAVE SEX
Replies to WE DON’T NEED TO USE A CONDOM
Funny replies to ARE YOU GAY
Clever replies to ARE YOU A LESBIAN?

Comebacks for Complaining Teens

What to say when someone says  MY LIFE SUCKS
How to respond when someone says LIFE IS NOT FAIR
How to reply to MY LIFE SUCKS
IWhat to say when someone says THEY SUCK AT SOMETHING
Clever replies to YOU NEVER HAVE ANY PROBLEMS!
I Kind replies to I JUST CAN’T DO IT