Funny replies to breastfeeding and pregnancy questions

When you’re pregnant, it’s amazing how people you don’t even know think it’s alright to touch your pregnant belly. If that’s not bad enough, friends and strangers alike feel no hesitation in blurting out rude remarks like, “OMG, you’re huge!” We have great clever comebacks below for the most common rude pregnancy comments that people will make.

Once you have the baby it doesn’t stop, the same rude individuals start making remarks about breastfeeding, wanting to know when you are going to wean your baby. We have some great snappy breastfeeding comebacks to shut nosy individuals up.

Help us by voting for what you think its the best comeback to the rude comments below.

What to say when you are trying to conceive and people ask invasive questions

How to answer ARE YOU PREGNANT YET?
WhenClever replies to WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO HAVE CHILDREN?

How to answer rude pregnancy questions

How to respond when someone CALLS YOUR PREGNANT BELLY HUGE
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What to say when PEOPLE KEEP TOUCHING YOUR PREGNANT BELLY
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Snappy comebacks to rude breast-feeding comments

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Funny replies to WHEN DO YOU PLAN TO WEAN YOUR BABY?
What to say when someone says that BREASTFEEDING IS GROSS
How to answer ARE YOU GOING TO BREASTFEED