Are they really brothers? – How to answer

Are they really brothers?

How should a parent of an adopted child respond when someone asks, ”Are they really brothers?” Of course it depends who’s says it, but go ahead, tell us what you think is the best comeback.

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Does it bother you that the adopted child won’t be your own? – More adoption comebacks

Does it bother you that the adopted child won't be of your own?

 
How should a parent respond when someone says, ” Does it bother you that the adopted child won’t be your own?” Of course it depends who’s says it, but go ahead, tell us what you think is the best answer.

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How do you tell your twins apart?

Parents of twins are always being asked, “How do you tell your twins apart?” Of course it depends who’s doing the asking, but go ahead, tell us what you think is the best comeback.

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Are your twins natural? – How to respond

When people ask, “Are your twins natural?“, what they really want to know is if you had IVF treatment.  Of course it depends who’s doing the asking, but go ahead, tell us what you think is the best comeback.

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Did you have IVF treatments?

Did you have IVF treatments?

Help us select the best answer for the question, “Did you have IVF treatment?” Of course it depends who’s doing the asking, but go ahead, tell us what you think is the best comeback.<

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Are they twins?

What’s the best answer to the commonly asked question, “Are they twins?” Of course it depends who’s doing the asking, but go ahead, tell us what you think is the best snappy comeback.

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Does she know she’s adopted? – How to answer

What should an adoptive parent say when some nosy person asks, “Does she know she’s adopted?” Of course, it depends who’s doing the asking, but go ahead, tell us what you think is the best comeback.

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Why aren’t you married yet? – Great comebacks

How come you're not married?

If you have been single for a while, no doubt you will start getting questions like, “Why aren’t you married yet?” Of course it depends who’s doing the asking, but go ahead, tell us what you think is the best answer to this nosy question.

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Do you feed her a lot of rice?

It’s hard to believe that people who have adopted children from Asia have been asked such a ridiculous question. Help us select the best answer for the question, “Do you feed her a lot of rice?” Of course it depends who’s doing the asking, but go ahead, tell us what you think is the best comeback.

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I know how to please a woman

Joey had been going into the bar where Keisha worked for several months. He asks Keisha out and tells her, “Yo baby, I know how to please a woman.” Keisha responds, “Then please, leave me alone!”