You need to apologize – Snappy comebacks

You need to apologize

Remember being a kid and being forced to apologize when you didn’t want to? Here are some snarky apologies when you are forced to say sorry, when you don’t really mean it but have to say something.

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I’m Too Busy – Snappy Comebacks

I'm too busy

There are times in life when everyone experiences hectic periods when they are too busy to have much of a social life. Sometimes work, family or school has to be the top priority, but if someone is constantly too busy, they may be making excuses not to spend time with you. Never make someone a priority when they only make you an option.

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Are you ignoring me? – Funny Comebacks

Are you ignoring me

Usually the best way to deal with a jerk is to move on and avoid and ignore them. Sometimes ignoring somebody can be very effective when you want to get someone to smarten up and change their behavior. If someone calls you out on ignoring them, here are some great comebacks you can use.

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I don’t like you! – How to answer

I don't like you

What can you say when a verbal bully blurts out, “I don’t like you!” Of course it depends who makes the nasty comment, and how they say it.  We have some snappy comebacks that will hopefully render the rude individual speechless!

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I’m mad at you! – How to answer

I am mad at you

How should you respond when your friend or girlfriend is constantly complaining, ”Im mad at you!” Of course it depends if you have had enough, and whether or not your OK putting up with their crap. Here are are some fun answers to let them know it’s time to turn the psycho down a notch.Tell us what you think is the best comeback by voting on the poll below. If you can think of an even better I’m mad at you comeback, let us know!

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Why wont you have sex with me? – How to answer – funny comebacks

Why wont you have sex with me?

What’s the best answer when someone that you are just not that into says, “Why wont you have sex with me?” Of course it depends who’s doing the asking, but go ahead, tell us what you think is the best comeback.

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