You need to apologize – Snappy comebacks

You need to apologize

Remember being a kid and being forced to apologize when you didn’t want to? Here are some snarky apologies when you are forced to say sorry, when you don’t really mean it but have to say something.

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Are you ignoring me? – Funny Comebacks

Are you ignoring me Usually the best way to deal with a jerk is to move on and avoid and ignore them. Sometimes ignoring somebody can be very effective when you want to get someone to smarten up and change their behavior. If someone calls you out on ignoring them, here are some great comebacks you can use. Help us out by voting for what you think is the best comeback.

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You’re so self-absorbed – Great Comebacks

self absorbed

It’s a bit of a shock when someone blurts out, “You’re so self absorbed!” Here are a few snappy comebacks to shut the rude individual up. Of course it depends who says it, but go ahead, tell us what you think and vote for the best answer.

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You’re so slow – clever comebacks

you're so slow
What can you say when some miserable git blurts out, “You’re so slow!” Here are some snappy comebacks for the people in your life who push your buttons. Go ahead and vote for what do you think is the best answer to you’re so slow.If you can think of an even better clever comeback, do let us know.

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Just calm down! – Great comebacks

Just alm down

>Have you ever had an annoying friend or relative purposely get you all worked up and angry and then tell you to calm down? It’s annoying isn’t it! Here are some great comebacks for the next time the manipulator tries it on.

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Just calm down!

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Top ten comebacks for verbal bullies

top ten comebacks for verbal bullies

Top Ten Comebacks for Verbal Bullies

We all know someone who appears to be your friend, who smiles at you and then delivers a zinger of an insult, leaving you speechless.  What’s even worse, is they do it every time you see them, leaving you feeling ambushed once again by a nasty remark. These top ten comebacks for verbal bullies will let the person know that underneath their shiny facade, you know that their comments are truly rotten. So checking them out now arms you to talk back immediately next time. Remember it’s not what you say but how you say it, best to deliver these snappy remarks with a smile on your face.

  1. You’re equal opportunity. You’re nasty to everyone!
  2. If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I’d fart.
  3. You should do some soul-searching. Maybe you’ll find one.
  4. Do you always mask insults with humor?
  5. You would think with all of your multiple personalities, at least one would be likeable!
  6. You may die of constipation because you’re so full of shit!
  7. Who ate your bowl of sunshine this morning, thundercloud?
  8. I’m not saying your stupid, I’m just saying you have bad luck when it comes to thinking.
  9. I’m not a proctologist, but I know an asshole when I see one.
  10. Before you judge me make sure you google yourself.

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You’re obsessed with me! – Comebacks for narcissists

you are obsessed with me

What’s a good comeback when some delusional narcissist  blurts out, ”You’re just obsessed with me!” Of course it depends who says it. We have some clever comebacks that will give the self-absorbed individual a taste of their own attitude.

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You’re such a control freak – Great answers

control freak

How should a person respond when some jerk says, ”You are such a control freak!” What do you feel  is the best snappy comeback?

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You’re so funny looking – Funny answers

you are so funny looking
What’s a good answer when some jerk says to you, You are so funny looking?“ How you answer of course it depends on who’s says it, and how they say it. Below are some snappy comeback to shut the smart ass up.Go ahead, and vote for the best answer. If you can think of an even better comeback, then let us know!<

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I don’t like you! – How to answer

I don't like you

What can you say when a verbal bully blurts out, “I don’t like you!” Of course it depends who makes the nasty comment, and how they say it.  We have some snappy comebacks that will hopefully render the rude individual speechless!

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