Great comebacks to whatever

comebacks to whatever

What can you say when some rude person looks at you and blurts out,  “whatever!” Of course it depends how they say it and how much eye rolling is inolved. We have some snappy comebacks that will hopefully render the smart ass speechless!Tell us what you think is the best answer by voting on the poll below. If you can think of an even better comeback, leave a comment, and let us know.

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Top Ten comebacks for Toxic People

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Top Ten comebacks for Toxic People

We all know a toxic person; it could be your boring aunt Bertha or your moronic brother in law who has verbal diarrhea. Here are some great comebacks for the individual who is always interfering in your life, giving you unsolicited advice, and making cutting remarks. These clever comebacks will let them know that you know that they are venomous, and are not interested in hearing their offensive comments.

  1. I expect the bullshit from you, but I never accept it!
  2. Remember when I asked for your opinion. Me neither!
  3. Getting in an argument with you is like getting arrested. Everything I say, can and will be used against me.
  4. I’m sorry but I didn’t order a glass of your opinion.
  5. Life’s too short to spend time with people who suck the happiness out of you.
  6. Thanks, but I function better without unsolicited advice.
  7. I didn’t realize you were an expert on my life and how I should live it. Continue while I take notes.
  8. Before you start pointing fingers make sure your hands are clean.
  9. The problem with closed minded people is their mouth is always open.
  10. Counting other peoples sins does not make you a saint.

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Top Ten Comebacks for Haters

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Top Ten Sarcastic Comebacks for Haters

  1. If I wanted to listen to an asshole I’d fart.
  2. I’m an acquired taste. Don’t like me, acquire some taste.
  3. Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
  4. Acting like a dick won’t make yours any bigger.
  5. Your ass must get jealous of all that shit that comes out of your mouth.
  6. Grab a straw because you suck.
  7. I guess if you spoke your mind, you’d be speechless.
  8. Jealously is a disease. Get well soon bitch.
  9. Trash talked by many. Hated by some. Guess how many f*cks I give? It’s less than one.
  10. Haters gonna hate.

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Top Ten Rudest comebacks Ever

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Top Ten Rudest comebacks Ever

  1. You’re like a bag of pampers. Self absorbed and full of shit.
  2. I would tell you to go fuck yourself but I’m pretty sure you’d be disappointed.
  3. Since you know it all, you should know when to shut the fuck up.
  4. Yep, no doubt about it, your father should have pulled out earlier.
  5. I swear some men were conceived by anal sex. There is no way being that much of an asshole is natural.
  6. I’m not a proctologist but I sure know an asshole when I see one.
  7. I hear there’s a new app called sense of humour. Download it bitch!
  8. You’re like a plunger, you like bringing up old shit.
  9. I don’t sugarcoat shit, I’m not Willy Wonka.
  10. Acting like a dick wont make yours any bigger.

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I don’t care! – Snappy comebacks

i don't care
What’s a good comeback when some miserable jerk says to you “I just don’t care!” How you answer depends on who says it to you, and how they say it.We have some great snarky comebacks to stop them in their tracks. Let us know what you think and vote for the best answer from the poll below.

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You’re so funny looking – Funny answers

you are so funny looking
What’s a good answer when some jerk says to you, You are so funny looking?“ How you answer of course it depends on who’s says it, and how they say it. Below are some snappy comeback to shut the smart ass up.Go ahead, and vote for the best answer. If you can think of an even better comeback, then let us know!<

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You’re so immature – Funny answers

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What’s a good comeback when some uptight person gets pissed off at you and blurts out, ”You’re just so immature!” Of course it depends who says it.  We have some clever comebacks that will give the neurotic individual a taste of their own attitude.Go ahead, tell us what you think and vote for the best comeback. If you can think of an even better comeback, then let us know!

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You’re so annoying – How to answer

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What’s a good answer when someone growls at you, “You’re just so annoying!” Here are a few snarky comebacks that might come in handy next time your trying to defend yourself.Let us know what you think is the best comeback by voting for the poll below. if you can think of an even better comeback, let us know.

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What to say when someone calls you a smart ass

What’s a good comeback when someone says, “You are such a smart ass!” Of course it depends who says it, and how they say it, but go ahead and vote for what you think is the best answer!If you can think of a better comeback, let us know.

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What to say when someone says, “I hate you!”

I hate you!

What can you say when some jerk mouths off, “I hate you!” Here are some great comebacks for the haters in this world. Votefor the best comeback from the list below.If you can think of an even better comeback, do share, and let us know.

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