You’re so condescending – Snappy comebacks

You're so condescending

What’s a great answer when a whiner complains, “You’re just so condescending!” Of course it depends who says it to you, and how they say it, but go ahead, tell us what you think is the best snarky comeback.

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Top Ten Comebacks for a Gossip

Top Ten Comebacks for a Gossip

We have all been taught we shouldn’t talk about people behind their backs, but some people can’t seem to help themselves and constantly talk negatively about others. Do you have a friend who gossips about you or other people? If you get tired of being contaminated by their poison, and want the person to stop, here are a few things you can say to let the gossip know that you don’t want any part of it.

  1. If you have a problem with me, tell me, not everyone else.
  2. It doesn’t bother me that you talk about me behind my back. What bothers me is you don’t get all your facts right.
  3. What’s that? You heard a bunch of shit about me from someone who hates me? That shit MUST be true!
  4. If it’s not your story to tell don’t tell it.
  5. I never judge someone by the opinion of another.
  6. If you didn’t hear it with your own ears, or see it with your own eyes. Don’t invent it with your small mind and share it with your big mouth!
  7. Rumours, carried by haters, spread by fools and accepted by the ignorant.
  8. Those who gossip to you will gossip about you.
  9. Rumours, I found cut so much about myself didn’t’ even know
  10. If it doesn’t involve you it shouldn’t concern you.

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You’re such a bragger – Snappy Comebacks

you are a bragger

What’s a good answer when some jerk says to you, Stop bragging?“  How you answer of course it depends on who’s says it, and how they say it. Below are some snappy comeback to shut the smart ass up. Go ahead, and vote for the best answer. If you can think of an even better comeback, then let us know!

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You’re so Disorganized

You're so disorganized

What’s a good answer when someone makes a critical comment, “You’re so disorganized!” Here are a few fun comebacks that might come in handy next time your trying to defend yourself. Let us know what you think is the best comeback.

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You’re so uptight – Funny comebacks

You are so uptight
How you answer of course it depends on who’s says it, and how they say it. Below are some snappy comeback to shut the smart ass up.Go ahead, and vote for the best answer. If you can think of an even better comeback, then let us know!

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You’re such a know it all – Funny answers

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What’s a good comeback when some uptight jerk gets pissed off at you and blurts out, ”You’re such a know it all!” Of course it depends who says it. We have some clever comebacks that will give the nasty individual a taste of their own attitude.

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You have a big mouth – Funny answers

you have a big mouth

What’s a good comeback when a friend or someone at school blurts out “You have a big mouth!” How you answer depends on who says it to you, and how they say it. We have some great snarky comebacks to stop them in their tracks.

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You’re so immature – Funny answers

you are so immature
What’s a good comeback when some uptight person gets pissed off at you and blurts out, ”You’re just so immature!” Of course it depends who says it.  We have some clever comebacks that will give the neurotic individual a taste of their own attitude.Go ahead, tell us what you think and vote for the best comeback. If you can think of an even better comeback, then let us know!

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You are such a gossip – How to answer

You are such a gossip

What can you say when some miserable person complains, ”You’re just such a gossip!” Of course it depends who says it, and how they say it to you.  Here are a few clever comebacks to shut them up.Go ahead and vote for what you think is the best answer to the poll below. If you can think of a better comeback for you’re such a gossip, let us know.

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You’re so annoying – How to answer

you are so annoying
What’s a good answer when someone growls at you, “You’re just so annoying!” Here are a few snarky comebacks that might come in handy next time your trying to defend yourself.Let us know what you think is the best comeback by voting for the poll below. if you can think of an even better comeback, let us know.

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