Top ten comebacks for someone who won’t shut up

Top ten comebacks for someone who won't shut up

Are you ever overwhelmed with the urge to tell someone to shut up?  Some people monopolize conversations, stopping any one else from getting a word in. Often the conversation hog doesn’t get to the point or goes off on tangents driving their listeners crazy.

If you can’t take it anymore, here are a few things you can say to let the windbag know that you have had enough.

  1. Some people just lack the ability to realize that everyone in the room wants them to shut up.
  2. You sound so sexy, when you’re not talking.
  3. You would be much more likable if it wasn’t for that hole in your mouth that noise comes out of.
  4. You know what’s funny. Not you, so shut up.
  5. It’s never too late to shut up and mind your own business.
  6. I love the sound you make when you shut up.
  7. If I wanted to listen to an asshole I’d fart.
  8. It’s time to shut up. If I wanted your opinion all of the time I would have married you.
  9. In case you didn’t see the look I just gave you. Shut up!
  10. Remember that time you shut the f*uck up? Me neither

Top ten comebacks for troublemakers

top ten comebacks for troublemakers

Have you ever had to deal with someone who is manipulative and loves to cause trouble? Troublemakers like to stir up controversy by spreading gossip and starting rumors about people, then they turn around and act all innocent claiming they were only trying to help the situation.

Here are a few snappy comebacks to let the troublemaker know you are on to them and their manipulative behavior.

Top ten comebacks a troublemaker

  1. Congratulations on your ability to create drama out of absolutely nothing.
  2. Don’t tell me what they said about me, tell me why they were so comfortable saying it around you.
  3. I see you brought your extra large spoon to stir up trouble.
  4. You don’t like drama? Funny how your name comes up as executive producer on every single episode around you!
  5. I  am returning your nose. I found it in my business.
  6. Stop creating a drama and then complaining about it.
  7. It is a actually pretty easy not to be a shitty human being.Try it sometime.
  8. So, let me get this straight, you talk shit about me then you make it into MY problem when I say something.
  9. If drama follows you wherever you go. Maybe you are the drama.
  10. I hope one day you choke on all the shit you talk.

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You’re so condescending – Snappy comebacks

You're so condescending

What’s a great answer when a whiner complains, “You’re just so condescending!” Of course it depends who says it to you, and how they say it, but go ahead, tell us what you think is the best snarky comeback.

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Top Ten Comebacks for a Gossip

Top Ten Comebacks for a Gossip

We have all been taught we shouldn’t talk about people behind their backs, but some people can’t seem to help themselves and constantly talk negatively about others. Do you have a friend who gossips about you or other people? If you get tired of being contaminated by their poison, and want the person to stop, here are a few things you can say to let the gossip know that you don’t want any part of it.

  1. If you have a problem with me, tell me, not everyone else.
  2. It doesn’t bother me that you talk about me behind my back. What bothers me is you don’t get all your facts right.
  3. What’s that? You heard a bunch of shit about me from someone who hates me? That shit MUST be true!
  4. If it’s not your story to tell don’t tell it.
  5. I never judge someone by the opinion of another.
  6. If you didn’t hear it with your own ears, or see it with your own eyes. Don’t invent it with your small mind and share it with your big mouth!
  7. Rumours, carried by haters, spread by fools and accepted by the ignorant.
  8. Those who gossip to you will gossip about you.
  9. Rumours, I found cut so much about myself didn’t’ even know
  10. If it doesn’t involve you it shouldn’t concern you.

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You’re such a bragger – Snappy Comebacks

you are a bragger

What’s a good answer when some jerk says to you, Stop bragging?“  How you answer of course it depends on who’s says it, and how they say it. Below are some snappy comeback to shut the smart ass up. Go ahead, and vote for the best answer. If you can think of an even better comeback, then let us know!

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You’re so Disorganized

You're so disorganized

What’s a good answer when someone makes a critical comment, “You’re so disorganized!” Here are a few fun comebacks that might come in handy next time your trying to defend yourself. Let us know what you think is the best comeback.

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You’re so uptight – Funny comebacks

You are so uptight
How you answer of course it depends on who’s says it, and how they say it. Below are some snappy comeback to shut the smart ass up.Go ahead, and vote for the best answer. If you can think of an even better comeback, then let us know!

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You’re such a know it all – Funny answers

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What’s a good comeback when some uptight jerk gets pissed off at you and blurts out, ”You’re such a know it all!” Of course it depends who says it. We have some clever comebacks that will give the nasty individual a taste of their own attitude.

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You have a big mouth – Funny answers

you have a big mouth

What’s a good comeback when a friend or someone at school blurts out “You have a big mouth!” How you answer depends on who says it to you, and how they say it. We have some great snarky comebacks to stop them in their tracks.

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You’re so immature – Funny answers

you are so immature
What’s a good comeback when some uptight person gets pissed off at you and blurts out, ”You’re just so immature!” Of course it depends who says it.  We have some clever comebacks that will give the neurotic individual a taste of their own attitude.Go ahead, tell us what you think and vote for the best comeback. If you can think of an even better comeback, then let us know!

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