Funny comebbacks to everyday questions

Does this look too tight? – Great comebacks

does this look tight

“Does this look too tight?” and you’re struggling for a fun answer. Of course it depends who’s doing the asking, but go ahead, tell us what you think is the snappiest comeback.

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Are you outdoorsy? – Funny answers

are you outdoorsy? What can you say when some sporty hot guy asks, ”Are you outdoorsy?” Here are some fun comebacks to help answer the question. Of course it depends who’s doing the asking, but go ahead, tell us what you think and vote for the best answer.

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What are you doing? – Funny answers

what are you doing?

What’s a good answer when your nosy  friend or your mama wants to know, ”What are you doing?” How you answer of course depends who asks. Below are some clever comebacks that will make your friends  laugh.

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Have a nice day – Funny answers

Have a nice day Do you ever get annoyed by overly happy, sparkly people who run around wishing everyone a nice day? Here are some funny answers to have a nice day, that will get you a double take or a clip up the head.

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You are always late! – How to answer

you are late

Are you one of those people who is always late, driving other people around you crazy? Here are some fun answers for your exasperated girlfriend, your mother or a coworker when they complain,You are always late!” Tell us what you think and vote for the best snarky comeback. If you have an ever better comeback, do share, leave us a message below.

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Do you know who I am? – How to answer

do you know who i am

What can you say to a jerk, who is full of self importance, and screams at you, ”Don’t you know who I am?” Of course it depends who says it, and how they say it to you.  We have some clever comebacks that will give the nut bar a taste of his own attitude.

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I can’t believe you said that!

READ  and VOTE on the best comebacks to rude comments and stupid questions I can't believe you said that

We have all been taken aback, or even shocked, when someone asks a personal question that’s none of their business. Below are some clever comebacks to nosy questions like, “Why don’t you have any kids?” or “Are you still a virgin?”

We also have funny answers to every day questions people ask and witty responses to job interview questions.

Help us by voting for what you think is the best comeback to the cringe worthy questions below.

Funny answers to every day questions

What are you thinking about?
What’s your name?
Where do you work?
What’s up?
How are you?
Are you ready?

Comebacks for angry people

You are late!
Don’t you know who I am?
You shouldn’t burn bridges

Everyday Comments

Have a nice day
Calm down

School

What was your major in college?
What classes are you taking?
Can I borrow your homework?
Why didn’t you do your homework?

Comebacks for Complainers

Life is not fair!
My life is so hard!
My life just sucks
I suck at it
You never have any problems!
I will never forgive her
She has everything! (jealousy)
I made a mistake
I just can’t do it!
I’m tired of my boring life
I’m so worried

 

Comebacks to Nosy Questions

Why don’t you have any children?
When are you going to have children?
Do you like my family?
When are you going to grow up?

Did you fart?

Comebacks for Vices

When are you going to quit smoking?
You talk too much
You drink too much!
Don’t tell anyone

Church Questions

Come to church with me

Job Interview Questions

What is your greatest strength?
What is your greatest weakness?
What would your last boss say about you?
Why do you want to work here?
Why did you leave your last job?
Are you willing to work overtime?
Where do you see yourself in five years?
Do you have any questions for me?

Celebrity

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What to say when people are staring at you breastfeeding

What should a breastfeeding mother, who is minding her own business, do when people keep staring? Here are some great breastfeeding comebacks, tell us what you think is the best answer!

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When do you plan to wean your baby? – How to respond to rude breastfeeding questions

When do you plan to wean your baby?

How should a breastfeeding mother, who is minding her own business, respond to nosy questions like, ” When are you going to wean your baby?” Of course it depends who says it, and how they say it, but go ahead and tell us what you think is the best answer!

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What classes are you taking?

What classes are you taking?

What’s a fun answer to the question, “What classes are you taking?” Of course it depends who’s doing the asking, but go ahead, tell us what you think.

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