I should have said

A mother introduces her two sons to a friend, ” Jane I think you have met Ethan before who is homemade, and this is my adopted son Enrique.” Ethan responds, “I must have been adopted too, because I couldn’t possibly be related to this family! ha ha ha!” His mother answers, ” No dear, you’re not adopted, when you adopt the parents have a choice! ha ha!”

A friend tells a woman that she is not a very giving wife because she asked her husband to help around the house.

A man tells his girlfriend that she has beautiful blue eyes, but she has brown eyes. His girlfriend is not impressed.