I should have said

	Help us select the best answer for the question, “Are you pregnant yet?” Of course it depends who’s doing the asking, but go ahead, tell us what you think, and vote for the best snappy comeback.

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A nosy woman asks her neighbor if she is pregnant yet. The woman who has been trying to get pregnant for two years responds, “No, I think my husband might be sterile. Do you think I could borrow your husband to check? Your husband might make a great sperm donor!”

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