How are you going to handle another child? – Snappy comebacks

How should a pregnant mother respond when asked, ”How are you going to handle another child? Of course it depends who asks, but go ahead, tell us what you think.

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Do you know what causes that? – Comebacks for stupid pregnancy questions

Do you know what causes that?

How should a pregnant woman respond to the question, “Do you know what causes that?” Of course depends who’s doing the asking, but go ahead, tell us what you think is the best snappy comeback.

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When is your baby due? – How to answer when you’re NOT pregnant

When is your baby due?

What should a woman say if she is NOT pregnant and someone asks, “When is your baby due?” Of course it depends who’s doing the asking, but go ahead, tell us what you think is the best comeback.

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Are you pregnant yet? – Snappy comebacks

Are you pregnant

Help us select the best answer for the question, “Are you pregnant yet?Of course it depends who’s doing the asking, but go ahead, tell us what you think, and vote for the best snappy comeback.

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Help, people keep touching my pregnant belly

people keep touching my baby bump

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When are you going to have children? – Snappy comebacks

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When are you going to have children?

A nosy relative demands to know when a couple is going to start having children.

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Was the pregnancy planned?

Ana shares her pregnancy news with her friends. Her socially inept friend replies, “Is your husband the father, and were you trying for a baby or just having some fun?” Ana replies, “You know, I was so drunk that night I don’t know who was in my bed. But I was planning to go drinking and it was loads of fun.”

Pregnant at your age?

Coworkers find out that a forty year old woman they work with is pregnant. One of the woman says, “Isn’t it hard to have a baby at YOUR age?” The pregnant lady responds, “Isn’t it hard to have a baby at any age?”

Are you pregnant yet?

A nosy woman asks her neighbor if she is pregnant yet. The woman who has been trying to get pregnant for two years responds, “No, I think my husband might be sterile. Do you think I could borrow your husband to check? Your husband might make a great sperm donor!”

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