Will you forgive me? – Funny comebacks

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What should you say when someone has done you wrong but asks, “Will you forgive me?” Who knows if you are ready to forgive or not, but here are a few clever comebacks that you might find useful.

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What to say to a whiner – snappy comebacks

whine We have all met them, the person who is constantly whinging and whining and just won’t shut up. We have some clever comebacks, giving that whiny teenager or constant complainer a taste of their own attitude.

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You’ve changed! – How to answer

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What can you say when someone in your life says in a bitchy tone, “You’ve changed!” Here are a few snappy comebacks that you might find useful. Vote for the best answer to you have changed .

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Come to church with me – How to answer

Come to church with me

What’s a good answer when someone says, “Come to church with me.” Here are a few fun comebacks that might come in handy if you never want them to ask you again. Let us know what you think and vote for the best comeback.If you can think of an even better comeback, leave a comment below.<

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Are you stressed? – How to answer

Are you stressed?

What’s a good answer when somebody, who should mind their own business, wants to know, ”Are you stressed?” Of course it depends who asks, but go ahead and vote, so we know what you think is the best comeback. If you can think of an even better comeback, then let us know!

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Why do you homeschool your kids? – How to answer

Why do you homeschool your kids?

How should a parent who home schools their children answer when an inquisitive person asks, ”Why do you home school your kids?” Of course it depends who does the asking, but go ahead, tell us what you think and vote for the best comeback.If you can think of an even better comeback, do let us know.

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Do you miss me? – Funny answers

Do you miss me?

What can you say to the needy girlfriend or friend who is always wanting reassurance, and asks you, “Do you miss me?” Here are a few fun comebacks that might come in handy. Let us know what you think is the best snappy comeback, and vote for the best answer.If you know of an even better comeback. Let us know.

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What to say when someone calls you a moron

You are such a moron

What can you say when some verbal bully says, ”You’re such a moron!” Here are a few snarky comebacks that you might find useful. Vote for what you think is the best answer.

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If you loved me you would have sex with me – How to answer for teens

If loved me you would have sex with me! How should a teenager respond when someone is trying to pressure them to have sex and says, “If you loved me you would have sex with me !”  Of course it depends who says it, but go ahead, tell us what you think. snappy comeback to this question.

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Will you shut up! – How to respond – Funny answers

Will you shut up! What’s a great comeback when some obnoxious person  says to you, “Will you shut up!”Of course it depends who says it, and how they say it, but go ahead and tell us what you think, and vote for the best answer!

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