Top Ten Comebacks for People who Keep bothering You
Dealing with annoying people is an inevitable part of life.There will be times you need to stand up for yourself and times when it is better to walk away, after all you don’t have to attend every argument you are invited to. Here are some snappy comebacks to let the person know you just want to be left alone.
- Please do not disturb I am disturbed enough already.
- Go away, I’m too sober to deal with you.
- Please don’t interrupt me while I’m ignoring you.
- How do I block you in real life?
- You’re like a hemorrhoid, a pain the ass who won’t go away.
- Sometimes you have to burn some bridges to keep the crazies from following you.
- No…you’re not bothering me. In fact, I stopped listening to you about 10 minutes ago!
- If you’re not even slightly offended by what I have to say, I am obviously being way too subtle.
- Don’t think of it as good bye. Think of it as a chance to stop bothering me.
- Please go away I’m introverting.