Top Ten Comebacks for People who Keep bothering You

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Top Ten Comebacks for People who Keep bothering You

Dealing with annoying people is an inevitable part of life.There will be times you need to stand up for yourself and times when it is better to walk away, after all you don’t have to attend every argument you are invited to. Here are some snappy comebacks to let the person know you just want to be left alone.

  1. Please do not disturb I am disturbed enough already.
  2. Please don’t interrupt me while I’m ignoring you.
  3. How do I block you in real life?
  4. You’re like a hemorrhoid, a pain the ass who won’t go away.
  5. If I throw a stick, will you go away?
  6. No…you’re not bothering me. In fact, I stopped listening to you about 10 minutes ago!
  7. You go girl! And don’t comeback!
  8. Don’t think of it as good bye. Think of it as a chance to stop bothering me.
  9. Go away, I’m too sober to deal with you.
  10. Please go away I’m introverting.

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Top Ten Comebacks for a Know it All

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Top Ten Comebacks for Know it Alls

We have all met them, the guy or girl who want stop talking and thinks that they know it all.  Whatever you say, they know better or claim they done better blah, blah, blah. Here is a top ten list of snappy comebacks that you can use on a know it all.

  1. Unless your name is Google stop acting like you know everything.
  2. Since you know it all, you should know when to shut the f**k up.
  3. You would argue with a fence post.
  4. Being right isn’t nearly as important as knowing when to shut up.
  5. Rather than us agreeing to disagree why don’t you just be quiet.
  6. Try being informed instead of being opinionated.
  7. Everything we hear is an opinion not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective not a truth.
  8. Open your mind not your mouth.
  9. Since you know everything, then you know you’re an asshole.
  10. I didn’t realize you were an expert on my life and how I should live it!  Continue while I take notes.

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Just calm down! – Great comebacks

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>Have you ever had an annoying friend or relative purposely get you all worked up and angry and then tell you to calm down? It’s annoying isn’t it! Here are some great comebacks for the next time the manipulator tries it on.

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Top Ten Rudest comebacks Ever

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Top Ten Rudest comebacks Ever

  1. You’re like a bag of pampers. Self absorbed and full of shit.
  2. I would tell you to go fuck yourself but I’m pretty sure you’d be disappointed.
  3. Since you know it all, you should know when to shut the fuck up.
  4. Yep, no doubt about it, your father should have pulled out earlier.
  5. I swear some men were conceived by anal sex. There is no way being that much of an asshole is natural.
  6. I’m not a proctologist but I sure know an asshole when I see one.
  7. I hear there’s a new app called sense of humour. Download it bitch!
  8. You’re like a plunger, you like bringing up old shit.
  9. I don’t sugarcoat shit, I’m not Willy Wonka.
  10. Acting like a dick wont make yours any bigger.

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Top Ten Snappy Comebacks for Mean Girls

Top Ten snappy comebacks for mean girls

 

 

Every school or office has a few mean girls who are just plain nasty! Here is a top ten list of snappy comebacks you can use on mean girls.  These comebacks should leave the nasty girl a little startled that someone snapped back.

Top Ten Sarcastic Comebacks for Mean Girls

  1. Where’s your off button?
  2. If you’re waiting for me to care, you better pack a lunch. It’s going to be a while.
  3. Unless your name is Google stop acting like you know everything.
  4. You should use glue stick instead of Chap Stick.
  5. I’ve been called worse by better.
  6. I don’t hate you, I’m just simply not excited about your existence.
  7. Is your drama going to have an intermission soon?
  8. Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
  9. Have a nice day, somewhere else.
  10. You should come with a warning label.

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You’re so annoying – How to answer

you are so annoying What’s a good answer when someone growls at you, “You’re just so annoying!” Here are a few snarky comebacks that might come in handy next time your trying to defend yourself.Let us know what you think is the best comeback by voting for the poll below. if you can think of an even better comeback, let us know.

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