Top Ten Sarcastic Comebacks for Haters
- If I wanted to listen to an asshole I’d fart.
- I’m an acquired taste. Don’t like me, acquire some taste.
- Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
- Acting like a dick won’t make yours any bigger.
- Your ass must get jealous of all that shit that comes out of your mouth.
- Grab a straw because you suck.
- I guess if you spoke your mind, you’d be speechless.
- Jealously is a disease. Get well soon bitch.
- Trash talked by many. Hated by some. Guess how many f*cks I give? It’s less than one.
- Haters gonna hate.