Top Ten Comebacks for People who Keep bothering You

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Top Ten Comebacks for People who Keep bothering You

Dealing with annoying people is an inevitable part of life.There will be times you need to stand up for yourself and times when it is better to walk away, after all you don’t have to attend every argument you are invited to. Here are some snappy comebacks to let the person know you just want to be left alone.

  1. Please do not disturb I am disturbed enough already.
  2. Go away, I’m too sober to deal with you.
  3. Please don’t interrupt me while I’m ignoring you.
  4. How do I block you in real life?
  5. You’re like a hemorrhoid, a pain the ass who won’t go away.
  6. Sometimes you have to burn some bridges to keep the crazies from following you.
  7. No…you’re not bothering me. In fact, I stopped listening to you about 10 minutes ago!
  8. If you’re not even slightly offended by what I have to say, I am obviously being way too subtle.
  9. Don’t think of it as good bye. Think of it as a chance to stop bothering me.
  10. Please go away I’m introverting.

It’s your fault! – Funny Comebacks

it's your fault

Have you ever had someone blame you for their own limitations?  It is always easier to blame other people than take responsibility for your own life. There is a funny quote. “I didn’t say it was your fault. I just said I was going to blame you!”

Here are some snappy comebacks when you get tired of blamed for things that are obviously not your fault.

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Top Ten comebacks for Frenemies

What to say to a frenemy

It’s an awful feeling when someone you thought was your friend turns out to be your frenemy. There is nothing worse than having someone who is not on your side in your circle of friends. These clever comebacks will let your frenemy know that you know that they are venomous, and are not interested in hearing their snarky insults and offensive comments.

  1. I’m sorry you got offended that one time you were treated the way you treat everyone all the time.
  2. You would be much more likable if it wasn’t for that hole in your mouth that noise comes out of.
  3. I never gave you a reason to hate me. You’re just creating your own little drama out of pure insecurity.
  4. Some people find fault like there is a reward for it.
  5. I used to think I was over reacting. Now I realize that it was a normal reaction to an abnormal amount of bullshit.
  6. The only people I owe my loyalty to are the people who never made me question theirs.
  7. I’m sorry that you’re insecure about yourself and you constantly have to worry about every move I’m making
  8. The saddest thing about betrayal is that it never comes from your enemies.
  9. Friends are like boobs. Some are big, some are small. Some are real and some are fake…..
  10. I would rather have an honest enemy than a fake friend.

What are you looking at?

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What can you say when someone says, “What are you looking at!” Here are a few funny comebacks that you might find useful. Vote for the best answer.

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Will you marry me? – Funny Answers

will you marry me

What’s a good response when someone jokingly asks, ”Will you marry me?“ Of course it depends who asks, but go ahead, tell us what you think is the best comeback to this question.

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Top Ten Comebacks for a Know it All

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Top Ten Comebacks for Know it Alls 

We have all met them, the guy or girl who want stop talking and thinks that they know it all.  Whatever you say, they know better or claim they done better blah, blah, blah. Here is a top ten list of snappy comebacks that you can use on a know it all.
  1. Unless your name is Google stop acting like you know everything.
  2. Since you know it all, you should know when to shut the f**k up.
  3. You would argue with a fence post.
  4. Being right isn’t nearly as important as knowing when to shut up.
  5. Rather than us agreeing to disagree why don’t you just be quiet.
  6. Try being informed instead of being opinionated.
  7. Everything we hear is an opinion not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective not a truth.
  8. Open your mind not your mouth.
  9. Since you know everything, then you know you’re an asshole.
  10. I didn’t realize you were an expert on my life and how I should live it!  Continue while I take notes.

Top Ten Comebacks for nagging wives and girlfriends

nagging wife or girlfriends

There is no doubt about it, nobody wants to listen to their nagging wife or girlfriend. Next time your partner is giving you a lecture or a hard time try some of these snappy comebacks. Say them in a joking way so you don’t get yourself into too much trouble!

Top ten comebacks for  your nagging wife or girlfriend

  1. You’re like a plunger; you keep bringing up old shit.
  2. Please be patient. I’m fucking things up as fast as I can.
  3. Just because you’re offended doesn’t mean you’re right.
  4. You go girl! And don’t comeback!
  5. I’m sorry was it my job to fill your life with joy today?
  6. No really, it’s adorable when you blame everyone but yourself.
  7. Just because your a drama queen doesn’t mean I am going to treat you like royalty.
  8. I’m going to need you to turn down your psycho a little bit.
  9. Getting in an argument with you is like getting arrested. Everything I say, can and will be used against me.
  10. No, you’re right, let’s do it the dumbest way possible because it’s easier for you.

Top ten comebacks for nosy people

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Top ten snappy comebacks for nosy people

Here are a few sarcastic zingers for the nosy people in your life. Maybe you will get lucky and they will mind their own business!

  1. Hey, I found your nose, it’s in my business again!
  2. Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither.
  3. Oh I didn’t tell you. It must have been none of your business than.
  4. My life, my mistakes, my choices. Not your business!
  5. My business isn’t your business. Unless you’re my thong, don’t be up my ass.
  6. If you are going to have opinions about my life than I can assume you will be paying some of my bills.
  7. Oh, I didn’t realize you were an expert on my life. Continue while I take notes.
  8. It’s better to have your nose in a book than someone else’s business.
  9. Successful people never worry about what other people are doing.
  10. Mind your own problems before you talk about mine.

Just calm down! – Great comebacks

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>Have you ever had an annoying friend or relative purposely get you all worked up and angry and then tell you to calm down? It’s annoying isn’t it! Here are some great comebacks for the next time the manipulator tries it on.

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Top ten comebacks for verbal bullies

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Top Ten Comebacks for Verbal Bullies

We all know someone who appears to be your friend, who smiles at you and then delivers a zinger of an insult, leaving you speechless.  What’s even worse, is they do it every time you see them, leaving you feeling ambushed once again by a nasty remark. These top ten comebacks for verbal bullies will let the person know that underneath their shiny facade, you know that their comments are truly rotten. So checking them out now arms you to talk back immediately next time. Remember it’s not what you say but how you say it, best to deliver these snappy remarks with a smile on your face.

  1. You’re equal opportunity. You’re nasty to everyone!
  2. If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I’d fart.
  3. You should do some soul-searching. Maybe you’ll find one.
  4. Do you always mask insults with humor?
  5. You would think with all of your multiple personalities, at least one would be likeable!
  6. You may die of constipation beccause you’re so full of shit!
  7. Who ate your bowl of sunshine this morning, thundercloud?
  8. I’m not saying your stupid, I’m just saying you have bad luck when it comes to thinking.
  9. I’m not a proctologist, but I know an asshole when I see one.
  10. Before you judge me make sure you google yourself.