Top Ten Comebacks for someone who gets angry over small things

Stop getting so angry over small stuff

Have you ever spent time with somebody who gets all wound up over the smallest things? It is hard to be around an angry person who lashes out when they get upset, and can’t control themselves. The comebacks below will let the offender know they need to get their act together and calm down.

  1. Don’t get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it only makes you walk funny.
  2. Calm down. Take a deep breath and then hold it for about twenty minutes.
  3. You can’t control the things that happen to you, but you can control your reaction to them.
  4. When shit happens make fertilizer.
  5. Every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you’ll never get back.
  6. Control your emotion or it will control you.
  7. Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you react to it..
  8. Stop letting people who do so little for you control so much of your mind, feelings and emotions.
  9. Chuck it in the f*ck it bucket and move on.
  10. Some people create their own storms and then get upset when it rains.

You’re so Picky – Snappy Comebacks

You're so picky

Anytime you have standards, suddenly people start calling you too picky. Don’t let it upset you, just keep calm and carry on with your high standards. Never apologize for having high standards, the people who want to be in your life will rise up to meet them.

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You’re getting grey hair

grey hair

What can you say when someone blurts out ”You’re getting grey hair!” Of course it always depends who says it, but go ahead and vote for what you think is the best snarky comeback.

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You’re so slow – clever comebacks

you're so slow

 
What can you say when some miserable git blurts out, “You’re so slow!” Here are some snappy comebacks for the people in your life who push your buttons. Go ahead and vote for what do you think is the best answer to you’re so slow.If you can think of an even better clever comeback, do let us know.

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Is the baby your husbands? – Funny answers

is the baby your husbands What should a pregnant woman say when some rude, nosy person inquires, “Is the baby your husbands?” Here are a few fun comebacks that you might find useful.Help us out, and vote for the best snappy comeback from the poll below.

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Did you fart? – How to answer

Did you fart?

What can you say when you are about to get busy or just hanging out and someone blurts out ”Did you fart?” Of course it always depends who asks, but go ahead and vote for what you think is the best snarky comeback.

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You’re such a gold digger! – How to answer

You are such a gold digger

How should a girl respond when someone says, ”You are such a gold digger!” Of course it depends who’s says it a hot guy or some girl, but go ahead, tell us what you think is the best witty comeback.If you can think of an even better gold digger comeback, let us know and leave a comment below.

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Will you go out with me? – How to answer

go out with me

What’s a good answer when somebody asks, “Will you go out with me?” Here are few entertaining snappy comebacks for your admirer. Of course it depends on who asks, but go ahead, tell us what you think and vote for the best answer.If you can think of an even better answer let us know.

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What to say when someone calls you a tease

You are such a tease!

What’s a good answer when some slime ball says, ”You are such a tease!” Of course it depends who says it, and how they say it, but go ahead, tell us what you think and vote for best snarky comeback below.

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You`re such a nag! – How to answer

You are suh a nag

What`s a good comeback when your grumpy significant other blurts out, “You’re such a nag!” Go ahead and vote for what you think is the best snappy retort from the list below. If you can think of an even better comeback, do share, and let us know.

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