If someone has been cruel and nasty and you have had enough, and you need a comeback that will shut the person up once and for all, look no further. If someone has been giving you a hard time you just want use a savage, witty comeback that they won’t be able to come back from, use one of the ones below.
Top Ten Savage Comebacks
- What doesn’t kill you. Disappoints me.
- You have your entire life to be a jerk. Why not take today off?
- I’d tell you to go fuck yourself, but that would be cruel and unusual punishment.
- I’m not saying I hate you but I would unplug your life support to charge my cell phone.
- Did your brain take a laxative because there is a lot of shit coming out of your mouth.
- Isn’t there a bullet somewhere you could be jumping in front of?
- The people who tolerate you on a daily basis are the real heroes.
- Don’t be ashamed of who you are. That’s your parents job.
- You can’t Photoshop personality.
- Your only purpose in life is as an organ donor.
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