You’re obsessed with me! – Comebacks for narcissists

you are obsessed with me

What’s a good comeback when some delusional narcissist  blurts out, ”You’re just obsessed with me!” Of course it depends who says it. We have some clever comebacks that will give the self-absorbed individual a taste of their own attitude.

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You’re such a control freak – Great answers

control freak

How should a person respond when some jerk says, ”You are such a control freak!” What do you feel  is the best snappy comeback?

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He cheated on me – Great answers

he cheated on me What’s a good answer for a friend who found out that her boyfriend has been cheating on her? Here are some great zingers.Let us know your pick, and vote for the best answer. If you can think of an even better comeback, then let us know!

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What are you doing? – Funny answers

what are you doing?

What’s a good answer when your nosy  friend or your mama wants to know, ”What are you doing?” How you answer of course depends who asks. Below are some clever comebacks that will make your friends  laugh.

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You’re so funny – Clever answers

you are so funny What’s could you say when someone says, “You are just so funny!” Here are a few clever comebacks that might come in handy next time your trying to impress some hottie.Help us out and vote, let us know what you think is the best comeback.

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Mom, you’re a bad mother

you are a bad mother What’s a good answer when your angry teenager blurts out, You’re such a bad mother!“ We have some funny comebacks that stop the complaining teenager in their tracks or at least shut them up momentarily.Go ahead, and vote for the best answer. If you can think of an even better comeback, then let us know!

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Are you on birth control? – Funny answers

are you on birth control What’s a good answer when someone wants to hook up with you and wants to know, “Are you on birth control?” Here are few fun snappy comebacks to such a personal question.

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You have a big mouth – Funny answers

you have a big mouth
 
What’s a good comeback when a friend or someone at school blurts out “You have a big mouth!” How you answer depends on who says it to you, and how they say it. We have some great snarky comebacks to stop them in their tracks.

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I’m mad at you! – How to answer

I am mad at you

How should you respond when your friend or girlfriend is constantly complaining, ”Im mad at you!” Of course it depends if you have had enough, and whether or not your OK putting up with their crap. Here are are some fun answers to let them know it’s time to turn the psycho down a notch.Tell us what you think is the best comeback by voting on the poll below. If you can think of an even better I’m mad at you comeback, let us know!

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You’re so fake – How to answer

you are so fake

 

 

 

 

 

 

What’s a good response when some nasty girl says to you, ”You’re just so fake!” Who wants to hear that, well nobody of course! Here are some great verbal karate chops for the nasty smart ass.Let us know what you think is the best snappy comeback from the list below. Help us out and vote for the best comeback

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