Top Ten Comebacks for Bullies

comebacks for bullies

There is nothing worse than a bully; a bully is really a coward, who gangs up with others to torment people. May all the bad karma that bullies inflict on others come back and bite them in the ass.

  1. Too bad you can’t Photoshop your ugly personality.
  2. Thank you for your brilliant portrayal of a self centered asshole in the movie of my life.
  3. It’s impressive that you’re flexible enough to have your foot in your mouth and head up your ass at the same time.
  4. You should really come with a warning label.
  5. Breaking news just in: You’re an asshole!
  6. I finally got the last knife of the set you’ve been stabbing in my back all these years. Heads up: I re gift.
  7. I’m sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you a sociopath. I thought you already knew.
  8. Acting like a dick won’t make yours any bigger.
  9. Thanks for teaching me how sick and cruel a person can be.
  10. Since narcissistic is too big a word for you. How about asshole? Do you understand asshole?

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I don’t like you! – How to answer

I don't like you

What can you say when a verbal bully blurts out, “I don’t like you!” Of course it depends who makes the nasty comment, and how they say it.  We have some snappy comebacks that will hopefully render the rude individual speechless!

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You’re not cool – How to answer bullies

You're not cool

What can you say when some nasty bully says, “You’re not cool!” You may want to just ignore the bully, but if you want to say something, here are a few snarky comebacks. Vote for what you think is the best comeback.If you know any better comebacks, let us know.

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What to say when someone calls you a moron

You are such a moron

What can you say when some verbal bully says, ”You’re such a moron!” Here are a few snarky comebacks that you might find useful. Vote for what you think is the best answer.

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What to say when someone says f*ck you!

Fuck you!
What can you say when some rude person blurts out, “f*ck you!” Your answer may depend on whether or not your know the nut bar who said it, here are some fun comebacks that may be useful. Vote for what you think is the best snappy answer.

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You’re a loser – Good comebacks to you’re a loser

How should someone respond when some nasty person says, ”You’re a loser!” Of course it depends who says it, but go ahead, tell us what you think is the best comeback.If you can think of a better comeback for you’re a loser, let us know.

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