- You’re like a bag of pampers. Self absorbed and full of shit.
- I would tell you to go fuck yourself but I’m pretty sure you’d be disappointed.
- Since you know it all, you should know when to shut the fuck up.
- Yep, no doubt about it, your father should have pulled out earlier.
- I swear some men were conceived by anal sex. There is no way being that much of an asshole is natural.
- I’m not a proctologist but I sure know an asshole when I see one.
- I hear there’s a new app called sense of humour. Download it bitch!
- You’re like a plunger, you like bringing up old shit.
- I don’t sugarcoat shit, I’m not Willy Wonka.
- Acting like a dick wont make yours any bigger.
Every school or office has a few mean girls who are just plain nasty! Here is a top ten list of snappy comebacks you can use on mean girls. These comebacks should leave the nasty girl a little startled that someone snapped back.
Top Ten Sarcastic Comebacks for Mean Girls
- Where’s your off button?
- If you’re waiting for me to care, you better pack a lunch. It’s going to be a while.
- Unless your name is Google stop acting like you know everything.
- You should use glue stick instead of Chap Stick.
- I’ve been called worse by better.
- I don’t hate you, I’m just simply not excited about your existence.
- Is your drama going to have an intermission soon?
- Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
- Have a nice day, somewhere else.
- You should come with a warning label.
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