Top Ten comebacks for Smartass Teenagers

top ten comebacks for smart ass teenagers

Top ten sarcastic comebacks for smart ass teenagers

  1. Sorry, the lifestyle you ordered is currently out of stock!
  2. Stop being harassed by your stupid parents! Move out, get a job, pay your bills while you still know everything!
  3. I am not a nag. I am a motivational speaker.
  4. If you think I’m mean, it means I am doing my job as mom. If I was nice you could call me Grandma.
  5. Would you like some cheese with that whine?
  6. No really, it’s adorable when you blame everyone but yourself.
  7. Mom doesn’t stand for Made of Money.
  8. Sorry your mad because the world doesn’t revolve around you. Let me pour you a tall glass of get over it.
  9. You become like the five people you spend the most time with. Chose carefully.
  10. I’m sorry, I don’t speak Whinese.

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