How to answer stupid breastfeeding and pregnancy questions

Best pregnancy and breastfeeding comebacks


When you’re pregnant, it’s amazing how pbest ever breastfeeding comebackseople you don’t even know think it’s alright to touch your pregnant belly. If that’s not bad enough, friends and strangers alike feel no hesitation in blurting out rude remarks like, “OMG, you’re huge!” We have great clever comebacks below for the most common rude pregnancy comments that people will make.

Once you have the baby it doesn’t stop, the same rude individuals start making remarks about breastfeeding, wanting to know when you are going to wean your baby. We have some great snappy breastfeeding comebacks to shut nosy individuals up.

Help us by voting for what you think its the best comeback to the rude comments below.

Trying to Conceive

Are you pregnant yet?
When are you going to have children?

Rude Pregnancy Questions

I’m pregnant
Do you know who is the baby’s father?
Are you going to marry the baby’s father?
Do you know what causes that?
OMG, your’e so huge!
Was the baby planned?
Help, people keep touching my pregnant belly
How are you going to handle another child?

 

 

Snappy Breastfeeding Comebacks

Are you going to breastfeed?
You shouldn’t breastfeed in public!
You should breastfeed in the bathroom
What to say when people are staring at you breastfeeding
When do you plan to wean your baby?
Breastfeeding is so gross!

Comebacks for New Moms

It’s hard being a new mom
What do stay at home moms do all day?

Funny comebacks for Mama

This house is a mess!
What’s for dinner?
You need to stop shopping
You’re such a nag

You should breastfeed your child in the bathrooom – Rude breastfeeding comments

You should breastfeed in the bathroom!

If you decide to breastfeed in public, and you are not fully covered up there is a pretty good chance that somebody is going to say something to you. People with an inflated sense of self may even come up and ask you to stop breastfeeding, some even may be other mothers, it all seems a little crazy when you are just trying to feed your baby. Try out a few these funny comebacks.

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Are you going to breastfeed? – Witty breastfeeding comebacks

Will you breastfeed?

What is a witty comeback for an expectant mother when someone says, “Are you planning to breastfeed?”Of course it depends who says it, and how they say it, but go ahead and tell us what you think is the best answer!

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Will you breastfeed?

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What to say when people are staring at you breastfeeding

If you are sitting in a public place and people are starring while you are trying to breastfeed it can feel a little creepy. People are OK with seeing half naked women in a lingerie ad, yet they get their knickers in a knot when you breastfeed in public, seems a little hypocritical, after all breasts are for breastfeeding babies.

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When do you plan to wean your baby? – How to respond to rude breastfeeding questions

When do you plan to wean your baby?
In many cultures in the norm to breastfeed a child until the age of two, however the Western culture if you breastfeed past one, people start making inquiries, asking when you are going to wean your baby. Weaning is a highly personal decision, if anyone makes you feel uncomfortable with your choice, these great answers will help you out.

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Breastfeeding is so gross! – How to respond

Breastfeeding is gross

What is a good comeback for a breastfeeding mother when someone says, “Breastfeeding is just so gross!” Of course it depends who says it, and how they say it, but go ahead and tell us what you think is the best answer!

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