Aren’t you having a second child? – Snappy answers

Aren't you going to have a second child?

After your child turns one it seems like everywhere you turn you get asked, “Are you having a second child?” Why do so many people make such a big deal about having an only child? Almost 30 percent of families now have only one. If you want to let people know you are perfectly happy with with your one child family, try a few of these fun responses.

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Aren't you having a second child?

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She’s my one and only child

A mother is waiting in line at the grocery store. An older lady waiting in line asks, “Is she your only child?” The mother explains that her daughter is her one and only child. The older lady comments that it is time for a sibling for the little girl. The mother responds, “I never planned the first one, what makes you think there is another one on the way? You know, it is too dangerous when the children out number the parents. This factory is closed until further notice!”

Aren’t you having another child?

A mother of four asks a mother of an only child if she plans to have more children. The mother responds, “No, we actually feel we got it right the first time.

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I can tell he is an only child

A cashier at a store tells a mother that she can tell her son is an only child. The mother tells the cashier that she shouldn’t stereo type only children.