Are you going to marry the baby’s father?

Are you going to marry the baby's father?

How should a woman respond when asked, ”Are you going to marry the baby’s father?” Sometimes in life there are certain questions that you just don’t feel like answering, here are some great answers, no matter what your situation. Tell us what you think is the best answer to this question.

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How should a couple respond when some nosy person asks, “When are you two getting married?” Of course, it depends who’s doing the asking, but go ahead, tell us what you think is the best answer.

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Does she know she’s adopted? – How to answer

What should an adoptive parent say when some nosy person asks, “Does she know she’s adopted?” Of course, it depends who’s doing the asking, but go ahead, tell us what you think is the best comeback.

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Haven’t we met before?

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