You’re so condescending – Snappy comebacks

You're so condescending

What’s a great answer when a whiner complains, “You’re just so condescending!” Of course it depends who says it to you, and how they say it, but go ahead, tell us what you think is the best snarky comeback.

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You’re so strange – Snappy Comebacks

you are strange

Have you ever said something or made a funny comment and some boring bastard remarks, “You’re so strange!” Perhaps you are delightfully eccentric and they don’t appreciate your eclectic personality. Here are a few things you could say to shut up the ordinary, boring person.

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What to say when someone tries to make you feel guilty

guilt trip

People who engage emotional blackmail know exactly which buttons to press to make you feel guilty. Here are a few snappy comebacks in case you find yourself on the receiving end of a guilt trip.

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Comebacks for gingers

comebacks for gingers

Urban Dictionary describes a ginger as, “A human characterized by pale skin, freckles and bright red hair.” Gingers are often stereotyped as not having a soul, having terrible tempers and stealing sun screen.. Here are a few snappy comebacks that gingers can use to shut people up.

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You’re so insecure – Snappy Comebacks

You're so insecure
What’s a good response when someone says, ”You’re so insecure!” Of course it depends who says it, sometimes people make comments pretending to have your best interests at heart when they are actually making a snide remark. These comebacks will let the offender know you are not interested in their unsolicited snarky comments.

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What to say when someone stares at your chest

stop staring at my chest

Women are used to guys staring at them, but when they overtly stare at your chest it can be a little creepy. If you are wearing low cut tops and clothes to emphasize your curves than maybe you like the attention. Whether you enjoy the attention or not, these comebacks will let the guy know you caught him staring.

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You’re so competitive

You're so competitive

Some people thing competition is a “dirty” word and think everyone should be given a trophy just for showing up. If you’re getting slammed for being too competitive, here are few snappy comebacks you can use in your defense.

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You need to apologize – Snappy comebacks

You need to apologize

Remember being a kid and being forced to apologize when you didn’t want to? Here are some snarky apologies when you are forced to say sorry, when you don’t really mean it but have to say something.

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I’m Too Busy – Snappy Comebacks

I'm too busy

There are times in life when everyone experiences hectic periods when they are too busy to have much of a social life. Sometimes work, family or school has to be the top priority, but if someone is constantly too busy, they may be making excuses not to spend time with you. Never make someone a priority when they only make you an option.

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It’s your fault! – Funny Comebacks

it's your fault

Have you ever had someone blame you for their own limitations?  It is always easier to blame other people than take responsibility for your own life. There is a funny quote. “I didn’t say it was your fault. I just said I was going to blame you!”

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