What to say when someone stares at your chest

stop staring at my chest

Women are used to guys staring at them, but when they overtly stare at your chest it can be a little creepy. If you are wearing low cut tops and clothes to emphasize your curves than maybe you like the attention. Whether you enjoy the attention or not, these comebacks will let the guy know you caught him staring.

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You’re so competitive

You're so competitive

Some people thing competition is a “dirty” word and think everyone should be given a trophy just for showing up. If you’re getting slammed for being too competitive, here are few snappy comebacks you can use in your defense.

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You need to apologize – Snappy comebacks

You need to apologize

Remember being a kid and being forced to apologize when you didn’t want to? Here are some snarky apologies when you are forced to say sorry, when you don’t really mean it but have to say something.

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I’m Too Busy – Snappy Comebacks

I'm too busy

There are times in life when everyone experiences hectic periods when they are too busy to have much of a social life. Sometimes work, family or school has to be the top priority, but if someone is constantly too busy, they may be making excuses not to spend time with you. Never make someone a priority when they only make you an option.

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It’s your fault! – Funny Comebacks

it's your fault

Have you ever had someone blame you for their own limitations?  It is always easier to blame other people than take responsibility for your own life. There is a funny quote. “I didn’t say it was your fault. I just said I was going to blame you!”

Here are some snappy comebacks when you get tired of blamed for things that are obviously not your fault.

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Top Ten Comebacks for Unsolicited Parenting Advice

unsolicited parenting advice
For some reason, strangers feel comfortable making particularly outrageous comments to moms about their kids and parenting skills. It seems like no mother is immune from these intruders, who offer up their unwanted parenting advice to their unsuspecting victims.

These people may mean well, but if you get tired of it here are a few snappy comebacks.

  1. Thanks for the unsolicited advice about how to raise my teen. Call me when you actually have one.
  2. Next time I need an unsolicited and uninformed opinion I will know where to go.
  3. I love unsolicited parenting advice, especially when it comes from someone who doesn’t have children!
  4. Unless your name is Google stop acting like you know everything.
  5. Unsolicited advice is like somebody singing out of tune. Nobody wants to hear it.
  6. I don’t base my decisions on advice from people who don’t have to deal with the results.
  7. Just because you raised a kid doesn’t mean you should be giving parenting advice….
  8. I didn’t realize you were an expert on my life and how I should live it!  Continue while I take notes.
  9. If your kids didn’t eat bugs, or grunt himself into oblivion, I would probably take your parenting advice more seriously.
  10. Open your mind not your mouth.

Are you ignoring me? – Funny Comebacks

Are you ignoring me

Usually the best way to deal with a jerk is to move on and avoid and ignore them. Sometimes ignoring somebody can be very effective when you want to get someone to smarten up and change their behavior. If someone calls you out on ignoring them, here are some great comebacks you can use.

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You’re so irritable – Snappy Comebacks

You're so irritable

 What to say when someone calls you irritable

What should you say when someone with an annoyed tone says, “You are so irritable!” Here are a few snarky comebacks that you might find useful. Go ahead  and vote for your favorite comeback below.

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What are you looking at?

what are you looking at

What can you say when someone says, “What are you looking at!” Here are a few funny comebacks that you might find useful. Vote for the best answer.

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You’re so self-absorbed – Great Comebacks

self absorbed

It’s a bit of a shock when someone blurts out, “You’re so self absorbed!” Here are a few snappy comebacks to shut the rude individual up. Of course it depends who says it, but go ahead, tell us what you think and vote for the best answer.

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