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	What can you say when you’re taking forever to get ready and people keep asking you, “Are you ready?” Here are a few fun comebacks that might come in handy the next time your friend wants you to know how long they have to wait.Let us know what you think and VOTE for the best snappy comeback.

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	What should you respond when some know it all is giving you a lecture and says,  “You shouldn’t burn bridges!” Here are a few good comebacks that you might find useful. Go ahead and VOTE, tell us what you think is the snappiest comeback.

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	What can you say when some rude person looks at you and blurts out,  “whatever!” Of course it depends how they say it and how much eye rolling is inolved. We have some snappy comebacks that will hopefully render the smart ass speechless! Tell us what you think is the best answer by voting on the poll below. If you can think of an even better comeback, leave a comment, and let us know.

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	What can you say when someone asks you, “Does this look too tight?” and you’re struggling for a fun answer. Of course it depends who’s doing the asking, but go ahead, tell us what you think is the snappiest comeback.

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	What can you say when some sporty hot guy asks, ”Are you outdoorsy?” Here are some fun comebacks to help answer the question. Of course it depends who’s doing the asking, but go ahead, tell us what you think and vote for the best answer.

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Top Ten Comebacks for Cheaters

1. A relationship is built for two. Obviously you don’t know how to count.
2. Cheating is not an accident. Falling off a bike is an accident. You don’t trip and fall into a vagina.
3. If another woman steals your man, there is no better revenge than letting her keep that bastard.
4. Once a cheater, always a repeater.
5. I used to be fucking stupid. But then I dumped him.
6. I have met some pricks in my time but you sir, are a fucking cactus!
7. Cheating on a good person is like throwing away a diamond and picking up a rock.
8. Eenie meanie miny moe, caught you cheating with a hoe. You lied right to my face, think again you’ve been replaced.
9. People don’t cheat by chance they cheat by choice.
10. I need to be with a guy who ruins my lipstick, not my mascara.

Top Ten Witty comebacks that Aren’t Mean

1. It’s funny how the people who know me the least have the most to say.
2. And you pointing out the obvious is what, helpful?
3. I’ve been called worse by better.
4. I don’t hate you, I’m just simply not excited about your existence.
5. If you’re wating for me to care, you better pack a lunch. It’s gonna be a while.
6. Where’s your off button?
7. Judging another person does not define who they are…it defines who you are.
8. Some people should use a glue stick instead of chapstick.
9. Remember when I asked for your opinion. Me neither!
10. I didn’t realize you were an expert on my life and how I should live it. Continue while I take notes.

	What should a pregnant woman say when some rude, nosy person inquires, “Is the baby your husbands?” Here are a few fun comebacks that you might find useful.Help us out, and vote for the best snappy comeback from the poll below.

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	What’s a good comeback when some miserable jerk says to you “I just don’t care!” How you answer depends on who says it to you, and how they say it.We have some great snarky comebacks to stop them in their tracks. Let us know what you think and vote for the best answer from the poll below.

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	What’s a good comeback when some delusional narcissist  blurts out, ”You’re just obsessed with me!” Of course it depends who says it. We have some clever comebacks that will give the self-absorbed individual a taste of their own attitude. Go ahead, tell us what you think and vote for the best comeback. If you can think of an even better comeback, then let us know!

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